9. "What's your hourly rate?"
--You know occasionally some of us transition to better our lives, rather than for pornography or prostitution.

8. "How often do you crossdress?"
--Only when I go out in "boy-mode", how often do you insult people?

7. "Can I tell you my sexual fantasies?"
--I'm not your pschiatrist, please take your perversions elsewhere.

6. "Are you a top or bottom?"
--OMG, won't even dignify that one...

5. "Will you help feminize me?"
--Ick!

4. "Do you like to dress up like anything?"
--You mean like a cowboy or an indian? Please, this question again trivializes transsexuals. It's not about the clothes, people!

3. "You look very nice for a shemale."
--Shemale is a pornography term. Use it to describe me at your own peril.

2. "So you have boobs and a penis?"
--Is that really necessary? At least try to use a little more tact if you insist on asking that.

1. "Wow, you look so much like a real woman."
--Gee thanx, good to know you don't consider me female.